chocolatehomicide

Because I'm tired of being broke and because getting a job is FUCKING HARD when you're 19 and your only experience is a couple months at a McDonald's, I've decided to start taking commissions. Here's a few things I want to get out of the way first:
1. You know the kinds of things I like to draw. If you don't, take a look at my gallery. Goths, lolitas, and macabre things are all good to go. I am, however, willing to stray, but within reason. For example, you want a medieval princess? Will do. You want a fat man with bunny ears eating a baby? Sure. But you want a picture of your hot rod, a drawing of some wrestler, or a nice portrait of your grandma for her 75th birthday, go to someone else (unless your grandma is like, really really awesome superqueen.files.wordpress.com… )
2. Sorry guys, but no color for now- black ink only . I had to give the markers I'd been using back to my friend, but HOPEFULLY these commissions will earn me enough money to buy some decent art supplies.
3. For now, you will only be receiving a digital copy of your art work. I intend to eventually get some nice paper, stamps, and some big envelopes so that you can have the option of receiving the original art work in the mail for a bit more (most of my art is done in my sketchbook, and I doubt you people want to be getting ripped-out sketchbook pages).

Now onto the prices-
Single character drawing- $10
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Single character, plus various objects/very simple background- $15
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Single character, plus full background- $20
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Additional characters- +$5
Pencil Shading- +$5 (Example: chocolatehomicide.deviantart.c… )

Consider this my Halloween present to you all. Except that its a present you'll have to pay for. HAPPY 'WEEN, YOU GAIS!

ETA: PAYPAL is my preferred payment method . If you absolutely can't do that, but still feel like you NEED my art in your life, we can possibly work something out, however.

ETA2: Hey kids, I feel I should probably mention that my computer is currently broken beyond repair, so comissions are closed until I can get a new one. Sorry about that folks =/.

I know I've been a terrible person and haven't uploaded any art in forever, but fear not my lovelies, my dad got me a scanner for my birthday! YAAAY! The only problem is, I have a metric fuckton of art that needs to be scanned and this scanner goes pretty slow, so you may still be a few days before I can upload anything (I want to be able to do them all at once). So just sit tight, beautiful people, art is coming. Not only that, but its all nice and colorful, too, because Haylee was nice enough to lend me her markers (which I need to get back to her because I've had them for FAR too long now! But they've been getting plenty of use).

In nonart related news, I have a new kitty now! Her name is Bunny and shes as sweet as sugar, if not a little bitey, although I suppose the same thing could be said about me so its all good. XD

EDIT: Okay, so as you lovely people can probably already see, I've FINALLY gotten my lazy ass down to the library to scan in all the pictures I've been drawing lately. I hope you enjoy them! I'm sorry I made you wait so long.




So Haylee decided to make herself a meme, and because she is awesome, I have decided to do it, too. Its called "15 Things", apparently.

Five things you love:

1. Giant platform shoes (which I need to get more of because the stupid sole on my shoe broke and even though I ghetto-fixed it, I don't wear it out 'cause it looks kinda 'tarded now, and my boots take, like, a fucking half-hour to zip up over my fatty legs and IDONTHAVETIMEFORTHISSHIT/end of run-on sentence)

2. Drawing things that are equally beautiful and disturbing

3. Being a frilly weirdo

4. BEEF JERKY

5. The wonderful world inside my head


Five things you hate:

1. Looking at all the beautiful clothing that I want on the internet, and then realizing that I will likely NEVER have the money to buy even a small fraction of the things I desire.

2. People who think they're "hardcore" or "dark" and do nothing but rant about conformists and preps and take themselves completely seriously without realizing just how pathetic and idiotic they really are. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, 90% of the people on Vampire Freaks.

3. When people assume that because I happen to like a Japanese fashion, that that automatically means I like anime, or J-Rock, or basically any other aspect of Japanese Pop Culture. If thats your thing, thats fine, but I'm just in it for the loli, baby.

4. When people ask me if I bought my clothes at Hottopic >_<

5. Only having 1 friend in this God forsaken state.


Five things you don't care about at all:

1. All the bullshit drama going on it other people's lives that they just *HAVE* to get other people involved with  

2. Your stupid interpretation of what you think I "look like" in my outfit (ie: you look like goffick Little Bo Peep/ a French Maid/ an evil baby doll/ a demented faggot) <-those are all genuine reactions, by the way

3. Babies in general

4. Metal music

5. Celebrity gossip

God, that was so much easier thinking up stuff I hate or didn't care about than stuff I liked, lol.

I just thought I'd let you guys know that I may not be posting any art for a little while. I just moved in with my dad in Alabama and he doesn't have a scanner here! I aim to get a new scanner eventually, of course, but I don't know how soon that will be. I'll still be logging on, though, and I'll defiantly still be drawing, so don't worry

Stolen from Haylee (gerbilpoof) 'cause Kyda isn't around to steal things from any more! T_T

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked... the rules. After reading about the person it came from, copy and paste it into your own journal, then type in your own personal answers to each question, and then tag people.

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I don't have any hoodies!

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? For the life of me, I can't remember who the last person I kissed was! Probably not.

4. Do you plan outfits? Only if I want them to be EPIC.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Sick and awful.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? Can of Coke

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Last night I dreamed about getting lost in some neighborhood (I think someone else was with me?) and not being able to remember which way I came from. I seem to have those kinds of dreams a lot. I seem to have that type of reality a lot, too. I also dreamed about my OCs Robert and Scott last night (see "A Romantic Evening" in my gallery). At first they were doing normal couple-type things and then at the end Robert ended up putting someones arm in a meat grinder. That sounds about right.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? No, but I met new people yesterday.

9. What are you craving right now?Nothing, but I'm eating breadsticks right now.

10. Do you floss? Not as often as I should.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage Patch Kids.

12. Are you emotional? Sometimes.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I tried when I was little, but I gave up cause it was taking too fucking long.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? a do a combination of both.

15. Do you like your hair? Sometimes. I just wish I could do more with it. Also, the lady at the salon cut it a little crooked.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure. I bet he plays with his food.

18. What are you listening to right now? Nothing but the faint electrical whirr of the computer.

19. Are your parents strict? My stepdad is extremely strict. My mom, not as much.

20. Would you go sky diving? Perhaps.

21. Do you like cottage cheese? Sure.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yeah, I've met a few.

23. Do you rent movies often? I get them off Netflix or from RedBox.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? Just my mom's old bedazzled and glittery cellphone.

25. How many countries have you visited? Just this one (The US in case you didn't know) and Mexico when I was little.

26. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes, but not a very good one.

27. Ever been on a train? Yes

28. Brown or white eggs? I don't care.

29. Do you have a cell-phone? Yeah, but I don't really use it. I don't even know my number! If I need a phone, I usually use the homephone or my mom's cell.

30. Do you use chap stick? If my lips get chapped, I do.

31. Do you own a gun? Nope.

32. Can you use chop sticks? Yeah, but I prefer a fork.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Probably just my family.

34. Are you too forgiving? I think I'm just the right amount of forgiving.

35. Ever been in love? No

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)? I don't know.

37. Ever have cream puffs? Maybe?

38. Last time you cried? couple weeks ago

39. What was the last question you asked? I don't remember

40. Favorite time of the year? I dislike all times of the year for various reasons.

41. Do you have any tattoos? No, but I want them.

42. Are you sarcastic? I suppose.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Part one and part two.

44. Ever walked into a wall? More times than I'd like to admit.

45. Favorite color? Black, I suppose? Maybe blue. I don't know.

46. Have you ever slapped someone? I think so. I know I've BEEN slapped.

47. Is your hair curly? Nope.

48. What was the last CD you bought? You think I BUY CDs? I download them for free like a normal person.

49. Do looks matter? Depends on the situation.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Depending on the circumstances, maybe.

51. Is your phone bill sky high? I doubt it.

52. Do you like your life right now? Eh, I guess its not too terrible.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? Never intentionally, but I have fallen asleep with it still on before.

54. Can you handle the truth? Most of the time.

55. Do you have good vision? NO.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? I hate or dislike most people.

57. How often do you talk on the phone? As little as possible.

58. The last person you held hands with? Probably Kyda.

59. What are you wearing? Just my PJs.

60.What is your favorite animal? Probably kitty cats.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at? In front of my house.

62. Can you hula hoop? Not at all.

63. Do you have a job? No, but everyone in the whole world wants me to work at Waffle House (well, maybe more like "everyone at Waffle House and in my house")

64. What was the most recent thing you bought? I don't remember

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? I think so, but I can't remember why I did it (I can't remember a lot of things, it seems)

I'm not tagging any body, do whatever you want with this.