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Because I'm tired of being broke and because getting a job is FUCKING HARD when you're 19 and your only experience is a couple months at a McDonald's, I've decided to start taking commissions. Here's a few things I want to get out of the way first:
1. You know the kinds of things I like to draw. If you don't, take a look at my gallery. Goths, lolitas, and macabre things are all good to go. I am, however, willing to stray, but within reason. For example, you want a medieval princess? Will do. You want a fat man with bunny ears eating a baby? Sure. But you want a picture of your hot rod, a drawing of some wrestler, or a nice portrait of your grandma for her 75th birthday, go to someone else (unless your grandma is like, really really awesome superqueen.files.wordpress.com… )
2. Sorry guys, but no color for now- black ink only =(. I had to give the markers I'd been using back to my friend, but HOPEFULLY these commissions will earn me enough money to buy some decent art supplies.
3. For now, you will only be receiving a digital copy of your art work. I intend to eventually get some nice paper, stamps, and some big envelopes so that you can have the option of receiving the original art work in the mail for a bit more (most of my art is done in my sketchbook, and I doubt you people want to be getting ripped-out sketchbook pages).

Now onto the prices-
Single character drawing- $10
Examples:
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Single character, plus various objects/very simple background- $15
Examples:
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Single character, plus full background- $20
Examples:
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Additional characters- +$5
Pencil Shading- +$5 (Example: chocolatehomicide.deviantart.c… )

Consider this my Halloween present to you all. Except that its a present you'll have to pay for. HAPPY 'WEEN, YOU GAIS!

ETA: PAYPAL is my preferred payment method =). If you absolutely can't do that, but still feel like you NEED my art in your life, we can possibly work something out, however.

ETA2: Hey kids, I feel I should probably mention that my computer is currently broken beyond repair, so comissions are closed until I can get a new one. Sorry about that folks =/.
  • Listening to: Lady Gaga- Telephone
  • Watching: The video for "Telephone"
  • Drinking: Tea
I know I've been a terrible person and haven't uploaded any art in forever, but fear not my lovelies, my dad got me a scanner for my birthday! YAAAY! The only problem is, I have a metric fuckton of art that needs to be scanned and this scanner goes pretty slow, so you may still be a few days before I can upload anything (I want to be able to do them all at once). So just sit tight, beautiful people, art is coming. Not only that, but its all nice and colorful, too, because Haylee was nice enough to lend me her markers (which I need to get back to her because I've had them for FAR too long now! But they've been getting plenty of use).

In nonart related news, I have a new kitty now! Her name is Bunny and shes as sweet as sugar, if not a little bitey, although I suppose the same thing could be said about me so its all good. XD
  • Listening to: London After Midnight- Kiss
  • Drinking: Coffee
EDIT: Okay, so as you lovely people can probably already see, I've FINALLY gotten my lazy ass down to the library to scan in all the pictures I've been drawing lately. I hope you enjoy them! I'm sorry I made you wait so long.




So Haylee decided to make herself a meme, and because she is awesome, I have decided to do it, too. Its called "15 Things", apparently.

Five things you love:

1. Giant platform shoes (which I need to get more of because the stupid sole on my shoe broke and even though I ghetto-fixed it, I don't wear it out 'cause it looks kinda 'tarded now, and my boots take, like, a fucking half-hour to zip up over my fatty legs and IDONTHAVETIMEFORTHISSHIT/end of run-on sentence)

2. Drawing things that are equally beautiful and disturbing

3. Being a frilly weirdo

4. BEEF JERKY

5. The wonderful world inside my head


Five things you hate:

1. Looking at all the beautiful clothing that I want on the internet, and then realizing that I will likely NEVER have the money to buy even a small fraction of the things I desire.

2. People who think they're "hardcore" or "dark" and do nothing but rant about conformists and preps and take themselves completely seriously without realizing just how pathetic and idiotic they really are. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, 90% of the people on Vampire Freaks.

3. When people assume that because I happen to like a Japanese fashion, that that automatically means I like anime, or J-Rock, or basically any other aspect of Japanese Pop Culture. If thats your thing, thats fine, but I'm just in it for the loli, baby.

4. When people ask me if I bought my clothes at Hottopic >_<

5. Only having 1 friend in this God forsaken state.


Five things you don't care about at all:

1. All the bullshit drama going on it other people's lives that they just *HAVE* to get other people involved with  

2. Your stupid interpretation of what you think I "look like" in my outfit (ie: you look like goffick Little Bo Peep/ a French Maid/ an evil baby doll/ a demented faggot) <-those are all genuine reactions, by the way

3. Babies in general

4. Metal music

5. Celebrity gossip

God, that was so much easier thinking up stuff I hate or didn't care about than stuff I liked, lol.
  • Listening to: One by One- Cake Bake Betty
  • Reading: Me Talk Pretty One Day
  • Drinking: Nothing, but I think I'll go make some tea
I just thought I'd let you guys know that I may not be posting any art for a little while. I just moved in with my dad in Alabama and he doesn't have a scanner here! I aim to get a new scanner eventually, of course, but I don't know how soon that will be. I'll still be logging on, though, and I'll defiantly still be drawing, so don't worry ;)
Stolen from Haylee (gerbilpoof) 'cause Kyda isn't around to steal things from any more! T_T

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked... the rules. After reading about the person it came from, copy and paste it into your own journal, then type in your own personal answers to each question, and then tag people.

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I don't have any hoodies!

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? For the life of me, I can't remember who the last person I kissed was! Probably not.

4. Do you plan outfits? Only if I want them to be EPIC.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Sick and awful.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? Can of Coke

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Last night I dreamed about getting lost in some neighborhood (I think someone else was with me?) and not being able to remember which way I came from. I seem to have those kinds of dreams a lot. I seem to have that type of reality a lot, too. I also dreamed about my OCs Robert and Scott last night (see "A Romantic Evening" in my gallery). At first they were doing normal couple-type things and then at the end Robert ended up putting someones arm in a meat grinder. That sounds about right.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? No, but I met new people yesterday.

9. What are you craving right now?Nothing, but I'm eating breadsticks right now.

10. Do you floss? Not as often as I should.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage Patch Kids.

12. Are you emotional? Sometimes.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I tried when I was little, but I gave up cause it was taking too fucking long.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? a do a combination of both.

15. Do you like your hair? Sometimes. I just wish I could do more with it. Also, the lady at the salon cut it a little crooked.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure. I bet he plays with his food.

18. What are you listening to right now? Nothing but the faint electrical whirr of the computer.

19. Are your parents strict? My stepdad is extremely strict. My mom, not as much.

20. Would you go sky diving? Perhaps.

21. Do you like cottage cheese? Sure.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yeah, I've met a few.

23. Do you rent movies often? I get them off Netflix or from RedBox.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? Just my mom's old bedazzled and glittery cellphone.

25. How many countries have you visited? Just this one (The US in case you didn't know) and Mexico when I was little.

26. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes, but not a very good one.

27. Ever been on a train? Yes

28. Brown or white eggs? I don't care.

29. Do you have a cell-phone? Yeah, but I don't really use it. I don't even know my number! If I need a phone, I usually use the homephone or my mom's cell.

30. Do you use chap stick? If my lips get chapped, I do.

31. Do you own a gun? Nope.

32. Can you use chop sticks? Yeah, but I prefer a fork.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Probably just my family.

34. Are you too forgiving? I think I'm just the right amount of forgiving.

35. Ever been in love? No

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)? I don't know.

37. Ever have cream puffs? Maybe?

38. Last time you cried? couple weeks ago

39. What was the last question you asked? I don't remember

40. Favorite time of the year? I dislike all times of the year for various reasons.

41. Do you have any tattoos? No, but I want them.

42. Are you sarcastic? I suppose.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Part one and part two.

44. Ever walked into a wall? More times than I'd like to admit.

45. Favorite color? Black, I suppose? Maybe blue. I don't know.

46. Have you ever slapped someone? I think so. I know I've BEEN slapped.

47. Is your hair curly? Nope.

48. What was the last CD you bought? You think I BUY CDs? I download them for free like a normal person.

49. Do looks matter? Depends on the situation.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Depending on the circumstances, maybe.

51. Is your phone bill sky high? I doubt it.

52. Do you like your life right now? Eh, I guess its not too terrible.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? Never intentionally, but I have fallen asleep with it still on before.

54. Can you handle the truth? Most of the time.

55. Do you have good vision? NO.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? I hate or dislike most people.

57. How often do you talk on the phone? As little as possible.

58. The last person you held hands with? Probably Kyda.

59. What are you wearing? Just my PJs.

60.What is your favorite animal? Probably kitty cats.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at? In front of my house.

62. Can you hula hoop? Not at all.

63. Do you have a job? No, but everyone in the whole world wants me to work at Waffle House (well, maybe more like "everyone at Waffle House and in my house")

64. What was the most recent thing you bought? I don't remember

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? I think so, but I can't remember why I did it (I can't remember a lot of things, it seems)

I'm not tagging any body, do whatever you want with this.
  • Eating: Breadsticks
  • Drinking: Coke
Stolen from Kyda, 'cause I needed to post a new journal 'cause my old one was depressing me.

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or Mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag at least 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.


1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Valentine - The Sisters of Mercy

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Modern Moonlight - The Dresden Dolls

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sex Changes - The Dresden Dolls (Tranny fetish, maybe? lol)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Claire's Horrors - London After Midnight

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Art of Suicide - Emilie Autumn (my life's purpose is TO DIE! ARRRFGHERJHEEKJREFFFFFF)

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tourniquet - Rasputina

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Bondage Song - London After Midnight

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Anaconda - The Sisters of Mercy

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Carry on...Screaming - London After Midnight

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Half Jack - The Dresden Dolls

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Our Lies - Rasputina (Oh, no! If I had liked someone, this would have meant that they were a liar!)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Blind - Wolfsheim

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Mr. E Leon Rauis - Rasputina

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Love You to Death - London After Midnight (If there actually was someone who I liked, this might make sense)

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Boys Don't Cry - The Cure

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
My Alcoholic Friends - The Dresden Dolls

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Little White Things - Cake Bake Betty (♪ Theres a couple of things I should tell you about that the fuckers wouldn't tell 'cause they're too cheap to sell, its the men who FEED ON HUMAN BEINGS...♪ )

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Modern Moonlight - The Dresden Dolls

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Spine Song - Cake Bake Betty

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Sally's Song - London After Midnight

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Good Day - The Dresden Dolls

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Lovesong - The Cure

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Bad Habit - The Dresden Dolls

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Driven Like the Snow - The Sisters of Mercy

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Thank God I'm Pretty - Emilie Autumn

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Mrs. O - The Dresden Dolls

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Herb Girls of Birkenau - Rasputina (considering this is a song about a concentration camp, I suppose that means I'd undo the Holocaust. IM A FUCKING HERO, YOU GUYS.)

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Transylvanian Concubine - Rasputina

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS?
Feeling Fascist? - London After Midnight



I have no idea what any of that supposedly says about me, aside from the fact that I only listen to about 8 bands, lol. Anyways, on a diffrent note, I dedicate this song to my kitty:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBNkM…
  • Listening to: All sorts of things, obviously
  • Watching: The ending of Dethhelth from Metalocalypse
We've had a really bad flea problem in our house lately, especially since our dog ran away for some strange reason (which is a whole other horrible thing, too). We did all kinds of things to get rid of them- we tried the powders that you put on your floor and vacuum up, we tried all kinds of sprays, and we tried setting out a bowl of water with dishsoap with a light shining on it (which did work, by the way, but apparently not well enough). Anyways, none of these things seemed to help that much. The problem was especially bad for my cat, though. We tried all kinds of sprays and medicines for her, too, but they didn't seem to work at all. For the most part I thought she was okay, though. I thought a few fleas might bother her a little, but I never expected them to cause her any harm. I couldn't have been more wrong. For the past few days shes been hiding in weird places that she never usually went to. I knew she was acting strange, but again, I didn't really think anything of it. Last night I called her in my room to eat her food. She tried to take a few steps and then she collapsed. Thats when I realized how severe her problem really was. I laid her down on my bed and spent the whole night brushing the fleas out of her fur, holding her, and trying to get her to eat or drink some milk to regain her strength. She took an occasional bite, and would meow from time to time, but for the most part she just laid there completely still, drifting in and out of sleep. She was able to last the whole night, but, unfortunately this morning she died in my arms. We buried her out in the back yard. I miss her so much. Ive had her for a few years and I loved her like she was my baby. She wasn't an old cat, and if it wasn't for those fucking fleas she could probably lived at least another five years at least. This, coupled, with the recent running away of my dog, has really left me feeling miserable.

As for my art, I have a few things that I need to scan, but I really don't feel like uploading them right now.
I don't understand why its considered perfectly sane for someone to say "I think that time travel may be possible in the future." but you're considered crazy if you say "I think that people from the future walk among us right now". Anyways, that's why I'm writing this from mental health facility. Cheers, folks!
  • Listening to: The devil call my name
  • Reading: Your mind
  • Watching: Your mother in the shower
  • Eating: Dead flys from the windowsill
  • Drinking: A mixture of blood and urine
Thats right, folks, my birthday is today (August 16th for those of you reading this late) and Im finally 18! WHOOO!! Im not actually celebrating until next Sunday, though, and Ill be sharing a party with my mom, whose birthday is on the 27th. I have absoutly no idea what anyone got me, so it will be exciting to find out. I didnt ask for anything specifically, except for money(which will inevitably be spent on frilly clothing, of course). Anyways, I dont really have any other new except for that, so feel free to go about your lives now.

I think Ill draw myself a birthday picture.
  • Listening to: the music in my head
  • Reading: Just finished &quot;My Immortal&quot;
  • Watching: my cat sleep
  • Drinking: Off-brand Cola
  • Watching: I think its &quot;Unwrapped&quot; Im not paying at
  • Playing: Tetris
  • Eating: Was eating ramen, nothing now
I got bored, so I stole this quiz from Kyda and Matt. Sorry I cant do anything original. Have fun not reading this.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
EVERYONE.

How do you flush the toilet in public?
I try to avoid public restrooms if at all possible, but if I have to, I wrap my hand in (clean) Toilet paper and then flush.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Usually, but sometimes when Im wearing a petticoat a seatbelt doesnt really fit.

Do you have a crush on someone?
Not anyone I know IRL, but I think Sean Brennan is a sexy man beast: blogs.pitch.com/wayward/lam%20…

Name one thing you worry about running out of.
I dont even know.

What is your favorite pizza topping?
I dont like pizza, 'cause I hate the sauce, but if I can get it sauceless or with white sauce, I like Canadian bacon.

Do you crack your knuckles?
All the fucking time.

What song do you hate the most
Oh, thats a tough one. I hate alot of songs. Anything by ICP is pretty awful, though.

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No, Thank God.

What are your super powers?
I can fly when no one is looking.

Peppermint or spearmint?
Neither, really. Im not much of a mint person. Except icecream. I like mint icecream. Oh, and breath mints. I like those, too. Those fucking hard candies, though, those are awful.

What is your best physical feature?
My secret elbow. Shh, dont tell!

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Eggs. We usually have anywhere from 5-10 cartons in our refrigerator, sometimes more. Aside from eggs, probally milk (we usually have several gallons) and hotsauce.

What superstition do you believe/practice?
If you die in your dream you die in real life. Its true. It happened to my friends cousin.

What color are your bed sheets?
Black (would you expect anything else?)

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
That depends, would I get to choose which kind of fish or bird?

What are your favorite sayings?
"Shut up, no one likes you!"

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Recently its been "Our Lies" by Rasputina

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?
Back! Victorain era FTW!

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Mutha Fucking Empire. No questions about it.

How many kids do you plan on having?
Two, which I will have fight to the death for my amusement.

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
Kyda.

What do you do when no one is watching?
That information is classified.

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
Morgan Freeman.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
I want to die during sex, which I imagine will be quite glorious.


Coffee or Tea? Coffee. Pssh, both!

Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Ive only ever been to concerts for bands that I hate. Thanks alot, Reed. Like I really wanted to see Motley Fucking Crue.

Do you talk to yourself?
Not out loud.

Do you talk to your pets?
Its better than talking to people.

Do you have a horse?
No, but I have an empty box of saltines.

What is your fav horse breed and why?
What ever the hell that kind is with the long hair. This kind: farm3.static.flickr.com/2090/2…

Fav dog breed?
Huskies, Greyhounds, and recently Ive been liking Japanese Chins.

Fav cat breed?
I like all cat breeds, really. Teacup Persians are fucking adorable, though.
In just a few short hours, I will be getting a new doggy! You see, the deal is, my aunt's friend got hit by a car(not dead!), so she cant take care of her dog any more, and my aunt already has a TON of pets, so they asked my family if we could take the dog in! Hell yes, we will take your dog! Hes a one year old Beagle named Jake, and apparently hes reallly friendly, not wild, and gets along well with cats! Hooray, doggy! My little brother's been wanting a dog for aaaages now, and finally we get one! At first my stepdad said no, but after consistantly annoying him until he had no choice, he finally gave in! Ill probally take some pictures of him in a few hours, so you guys can see the little guy pretty soon!
  • Listening to: The whirr of my computer
  • Reading: Im illeterate and I find this question offensive
  • Watching: about to be YouTube here in a second
Ive finally reached my 1000th favorite, every people! (I passed my Jesus magic goal, like, 3 days after getting devilly magic). Technically, Ive already passed my 1000th fav, since I have 1003, but I wasnt here for my 1000th, so I guess I just have to celebrate it late. In honor of this super-special occasion, Im going to be drawing a picture dedicated to all my totally awesome fans. Thats right, folks, its just for YOU, (you just have to share it with anyone else who likes my pictures, too). Get it emblazoned on a t-shirt! Get it tattooed on your ass! Paint it on the walls of your bedroom and masterbate to it every single night until you DIE!!

Please Note: By the time I get this done, Ill probally have reaced AT LEAST 1050 favs, but youll just have to sit tight and deal with that shit. Genious cannot be rushed.

Anydangways, I have more news, too! I may be getting a job soon. My art teacher approached me the other day and told me that this woman had a stoke and for part of her rehabilitaion, she wants to learn how to paint with watercolors. My art teachers thinks I should be the one to teacher her! Yaaay! The only problem is, I dont have a car, so it has to be fairly close, so my mom will drive me, but if that goes well, then everything is all set! Im kinda nervous, though, since even though I know HOW to paint fairly well, teaching it is another thing all together. I think Ill do well, though, since my art teacher is showing me some of the things she teaches in her class, which I think Ill do with this woman, too, plus maybe get a few ideas from some books and online. My teacher said Id proablly be getting paid about $10 an hour for this, so, you know, dolla dolla bill, y'all! This is my first job EVAR, aside from some baby sitting thing I did last summer with a 10 year old kid who asked me if a penguin was considered an animal. I hope I dont fuck this up. Wish me luck, lovelies (and Matt)!
  • Listening to: Screams coming from the basement
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: you sleep
I have just recieved my sixhundred and sixty sixth favorite! Thats right, baby, 666! I now officially have devilly magic. I just uploaded a ton of new stuff all at once, too. That probally wasnt a very good idea to upload them all at once, since now people probally wont look at all of them, but oh well. I needed to upload them, anyways since Ive been so lazy and computer broke-ed lately. Anyways, in the short time that its taken me to write this journal entry, Ive already recieved my 667th favorite, but Im pretty sure the devilly magic stays with me until I reach 777, at which point I recieve Jesus magic. Also, its going to be very cold tomarrow. Burr.
  • Listening to: Cartoons from the other room
  • Reading: Dr. McNinja
  • Eating: A little person
It been my goal for a while now to get to at least 2 favs a day by the end of the year, and now, with only a couple days left until New Year's, Ive finally reached my goal. Im sure some of the more popular deviants are reading this and thining "Two?!?! Whats she so happy about?!? She doesnt even have ten a day, yet!" But I dont care. Im happy with two. Maybe next year I'll be the same way- with hundreds of watchers and wondering how the hell two favs a day ever got me giddy. This journal entry shall serve as a time capsule for that time. My current most fav'd picture is Creepy Susie with 39 favs (although, it was recently "Three Sisters" and was "Simply Delightful" for a long ass time before that), I have 603 favorites in total (with about 7.44 per deviation) and I get about 3 fav's for every 10 comments. Id like to thank every one who added my Deviations to their favorites, especailly the 67 people who are currently watching me. Also, Id like to thank the little people WHO I ATE, that gave me the strength to draw all this shit. Love you guys, peace out.

Whoo, my first journal entry!