I got bored, so I stole this quiz from Kyda and Matt. Sorry I cant do anything original. Have fun not reading this.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
EVERYONE.

How do you flush the toilet in public?
I try to avoid public restrooms if at all possible, but if I have to, I wrap my hand in (clean) Toilet paper and then flush.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Usually, but sometimes when Im wearing a petticoat a seatbelt doesnt really fit.

Do you have a crush on someone?
Not anyone I know IRL, but I think Sean Brennan is a sexy man beast: [link]

Name one thing you worry about running out of.
I dont even know.

What is your favorite pizza topping?
I dont like pizza, 'cause I hate the sauce, but if I can get it sauceless or with white sauce, I like Canadian bacon.

Do you crack your knuckles?
All the fucking time.

What song do you hate the most
Oh, thats a tough one. I hate alot of songs. Anything by ICP is pretty awful, though.

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No, Thank God.

What are your super powers?
I can fly when no one is looking.

Peppermint or spearmint?
Neither, really. Im not much of a mint person. Except icecream. I like mint icecream. Oh, and breath mints. I like those, too. Those fucking hard candies, though, those are awful.

What is your best physical feature?
My secret elbow. Shh, dont tell!

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Eggs. We usually have anywhere from 5-10 cartons in our refrigerator, sometimes more. Aside from eggs, probally milk (we usually have several gallons) and hotsauce.

What superstition do you believe/practice?
If you die in your dream you die in real life. Its true. It happened to my friends cousin.

What color are your bed sheets?
Black (would you expect anything else?)

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
That depends, would I get to choose which kind of fish or bird?

What are your favorite sayings?
"Shut up, no one likes you!"

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Recently its been "Our Lies" by Rasputina

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?
Back! Victorain era FTW!

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Mutha Fucking Empire. No questions about it.

How many kids do you plan on having?
Two, which I will have fight to the death for my amusement.

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
Kyda.

What do you do when no one is watching?
That information is classified.

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
Morgan Freeman.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
I want to die during sex, which I imagine will be quite glorious.


Coffee or Tea? Coffee. Pssh, both!

Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Ive only ever been to concerts for bands that I hate. Thanks alot, Reed. Like I really wanted to see Motley Fucking Crue.

Do you talk to yourself?
Not out loud.

Do you talk to your pets?
Its better than talking to people.

Do you have a horse?
No, but I have an empty box of saltines.

What is your fav horse breed and why?
What ever the hell that kind is with the long hair. This kind: [link]

Fav dog breed?
Huskies, Greyhounds, and recently Ive been liking Japanese Chins.

Fav cat breed?
I like all cat breeds, really. Teacup Persians are fucking adorable, though.